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You Down With THP?

On the way back home from today’s Sox game (Who would have thought 37,000 fans would be shouting “Po-key! Po-key! Po-key!” at once?), Tart and I saw a big, black Massachusetts truck with one of these on the back window:

I’m already not a big fan of these Terrorist Hunting Permit stickers (and I imagine I’ll start getting more than enough visitors via searches on Google for “Terrorist Hunting Permit” once I press the button to post this. Read: “More than enough,” in my case, means “more than one.”). They rank right up there with Dale tribute stickers, Calvin peeing stickers, Dale tribute stickers that involve Calvin peeing on other Nascar numbers, and Calvin peeing stickers that involve Calvin peeing on another cartoon character which is, in turn, peeing on another Calvin peeing on someone’s Nascar number.

Anyway, the point here is that this was a Massachusetts truck with a MAINE Terrorist Hunting Permit sticker. It appears, like so many other things in Maine – our land, our ocean, our wildlife, our streams, the very air we breathe up here – the people of Massachusetts think they can just waltz up here and git our terrorists too!

By the way, if you’re one of the people who arrives here by searching for “terrorist hunting permit,” the Legendary USA web site is what you want. Be warned though: According to their site, permit stickers are inexplicably only available for 29 individual states.

• May 8th, 2004
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