The Truckies

I saw a truck with a sign on the back that said: “Be One Of Our Award Winning Truck Drivers!” and then it had a 1-800 number to call.

Award winning truck drivers? Oh, you mean The Truckies?

If there were a Truckies award show, I would bet it might go something like this over and over again:

Announcer: And the award for Best Use of Jake Braking goes to Donald Evans of Peoria, Illinois!
(camera looks around the crowd for awkward 10 seconds)
Announcer: Looks like Donald is on a long-haul tonight. I’ll have to accept this award on his behalf.

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