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Suuuuuuuuuure….

Dear Ensure:
No amount of marketing and advertising dollars is going to convince me that your nutritional beverage is something I should be drinking as part of my daily routine. I know damn well what’s on the menu at the nursing home and I’m not drinking it until someone restrains me and makes me. Your trendy flavors and curvy bottle aren’t fooling this consumer. Maybe, just maybe, if you make your name less disposable-undergarmenty-sounding, I might be convinced to try a sip.

• September 24th, 2004
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