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This story is so ‘93. I’ll give you a tip Innanet, the “it thing” for phone number spacing is actually spaces with no punctuation at all. Check back in 5 years when YaGoogle! says so.

Of greater concern to me is that the Reebok Classic is still not mainstream enough to warrant its own AP newswire article of interest entitled “All The Cool Kids Wear Reebok Classics.” I’ve been wearing the damn things for going on 15 years now and it’s time I got recognized for being waaaaaaaaaay ahead of the curve.

Oh, and Reebok… your description of the Classic misrepresents the truth: “The Classic Nylon gets the job done for short-distance joggers looking for a sturdy, affordable shoe.”

The Classic Nylon, does NOT get ANY job done unless that job is sitting around looking all badass hip. You DO NOT want to go running or doing anything that could be misinterpreted as running-like in these things because you will develop some freaky knees pointing out with feet pointing in condition that you’ll have to correct out of yourself with adult Stride-Rites.

• July 12th, 2005
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