jeffery druzba is dreamy

Pedal Faster!

Why is it that when I see boys on their BMX bikes, they’re always pedaling like Gargantua, creature of the deep, is on their trail and they’re the only hope for saving the town and they must pedal pedal pedal faster to the junk yard and hide in a rusted out Oldsmobile. Slow down boy! Ain’t no crisis here! It’s 7 in the morning and it’s Maine.

• September 22nd, 2005
• Old Man Withers
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