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When The News Is Bored With The News

When The News (not this News) gets bored with the news, it is decided that the Greatest Hits of the news shall be revisited. And so, today I read this:

Baby Jessica waits to collect $1M fund

Why are we revisiting this woman? And why are we asking her how she’s doing? She was two-years-old and she doesn’t remember falling in the pipe and she didn’t keep the Get Well fuzzy clown card you sent her back then, even though she was two-years-old and couldn’t read.

Now let’s stop this Baby Jessica business once and for all and devote our full attention to the real reason why my sweet, sweet Diana is no more.

• October 18th, 2007
• Old Man Withers
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