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She’ll Beg For More

I browsed about Chinatown for a good long while yesterday and discovered Chinese herb stores.

The Chinese will apparently take any creature, plant, or fungus and dry it, smoke it, or grind it up, to be used for who knows what. My guess is that nearly everything in these stores – the strange mushrooms, dried bugs, and mysterious dried sea creatures – is used to make men more virile. I’m sure of it.

Of course, after inhaling three stores worth of all these things, I’m sure, just through secondhand wafting, that I’m now strong like bull.

San Francisco Cliché Activity Report:
Temblor activity? Check!
Cable car riding? Ding Ding!
Chinatown? Hai!

• February 8th, 2008
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