Nuttiness

I’m at work today and I’m having a snack from a can of cashews that I previously brought. On the back, under the very obvious ingredients, it says:

Allergen Information: Contains Cashews. Manufactured in a facility that processes: peanuts, almonds, brazil nuts, filberts, pecans, pistachios, macadamia nuts, walnuts, soy, milk, wheat

Wouldn’t it be easier to just write, “Manufactured in a nut allergy death factory. Stay away.”

I don’t get why some nuts come with nut allergy information anyway. If you have a nut allergy, do you really spend your time browsing for nuts at the store in the hope that you’ll find new cashew-free cashews?

“Ingredients… Cashews… Aw hell!”

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