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My Wife On Cuphandedness

I asked Alisa if she would still love me if I had a cup for a hand. These are, after all, the important things to know.

Some women see a cup for a hand and they’re immediately put off but my wife tells me she would love me and still allow me to kiss her.

“How about if I put my cup hand up near your neck and pull you close with it,” I ask while the cup on my hand glides up from her collarbone to her neck. I kiss her, cup at her neck.

“Yeah, I might ask that you use your non-cup hand if you’re going to do that,” she replies.

It’s good to know how things stand in the event of my sudden cuphandedness.

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