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Someone Or Something Is Going To Smite Thee

druzba — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:32:35 +0000

Me: “Look, there’s a buddha.”
Her: “I don’t like the fat buddhas as much as I like the ones you see in Thailand.”
Me: “What about the fat buddha sitting in our garden?”
Her: “That’s all they had at Walmart.”

Nuttiness

druzba — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:16:49 +0000

I’m at work today and I’m having a snack from a can of cashews that I previously brought. On the back, under the very obvious ingredients, it says:

Allergen Information: Contains Cashews. Manufactured in a facility that processes: peanuts, almonds, brazil nuts, filberts, pecans, pistachios, macadamia nuts, walnuts, soy, milk, wheat

Wouldn’t it be easier to just write, “Manufactured in a nut allergy death factory. Stay away.”

I don’t get why some nuts come with nut allergy information anyway. If you have a nut allergy, do you really spend your time browsing for nuts at the store in the hope that you’ll find new cashew-free cashews?

“Ingredients… Cashews… Aw hell!”

Neither Nor But Anyway

druzba — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:09:16 +0000

I am into neither trucks nor WOW but this commercial cracks me up:

How About That Weather?

druzba — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:25:38 +0000

Do ventriloquists have conversations with their dental hygienists during their cleanings?

Any Assignments In Sandwich Go To Alison

druzba — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:39:40 +0000

Alison Bologna reporting in Sandwich. Alisa and I saw this on the news report last night. Click for big version.

Boo To You

druzba — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:52:29 +0000

Drawerings

druzba — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:18:08 +0000

My daughter draws for you on my phone. Click to zoom.:

A Reminder From The Mystical Realms

druzba — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:30:57 +0000

On my way to work, I saw a vanity plate that said, “HGWART.” On my way back from work, I saw a vanity plate that said, “GRIFNDR.” I suppose a certain movie franchise is trying to remind me to make an addition to the Netflix queue.

Underappreciated

druzba — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:23:12 +0000

You just don’t appreciate a free toothpaste tube roller upper until you want to use it and can’t find it.

It was one of the more useful free conference goodie bag giveaways that the wife has brought home. Really now, does anyone actually buy a toothpaste tube roller?

A Case Of The Queueties

druzba — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:29:23 +0000

You’ve got one of those movie rental queue services – Netflix, Blockbuster, or what have you – and you’re getting your three movies out at a time.

So inevitably, you get that movie in the mail that just kind of sits around for a while. That’s right, that one DVD has a case of the queueties.

Sure, it was next on your queue but two months go by and it’s like you might as well be on a two-movie plan because you’re still not feeling up to watching that lingering movie #3.

Of course, after having the thing around for more than a month, you’d think the sensible thing would be to just send it back and move it somewhere lower in your queue so you can get back to having three movies that you want to see at a time. But, no… one month in and it’s like a personal challenge. Two months in and it’s going for a record and you’ve got to see that record through. When will you break down and just “Oh all right! I’ll just watch it!”

Superhot and I had The Power Of One last year for, I’m pretty sure, almost four months. It was just never strong enough against the competition.