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Now Playing: The Avett Brothers

druzba — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:43:06 +0000

This is the best song you have heard in a while:

Now Playing: November 12, 2008

druzba — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:33:15 +0000

I love it when people make their own music videos on YouTube. This one plays like a rebus from Highlights Magazine for kids:

The lead singer of Black Kids is Tracy Chapman. Crazy:

Every car my parents owned until I was like 10 had only an AM radio in it. Because of that I am abnormally well versed, for someone in their thirties, in songs of the ’50’s and ’60’s. I always liked his voice when he talks about the briars and brambles:

Now Playing: October 30, 2008

druzba — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:56:15 +0000

Someone Or Something Is Going To Smite Thee

druzba — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:32:35 +0000

Me: “Look, there’s a buddha.”
Her: “I don’t like the fat buddhas as much as I like the ones you see in Thailand.”
Me: “What about the fat buddha sitting in our garden?”
Her: “That’s all they had at Walmart.”

Cake Wrecks

druzba — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:25:12 +0000

Cake Wrecks

Now Playing: Jukebox The Ghost

druzba — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:30:53 +0000

Jukebox The Ghost - Good Day

Chickens Just Back From The Shore

druzba — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:51:37 +0000

Have you seen this yet?

Sesame Street just gets better and better. Well, except for the emphasis on Elmo.

This Post Is Named “Horseradish-Rapunzel”

druzba — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:09:24 +0000

What is with these astrophysicist and planetary research types?

Seriously, we’re naming holes we dig with wacky names like “Dodo-Goldilocks” and “Snow White 2?”

I’m going to start naming the most mundane details of my life in the same way just in case I need to reference them later. I’m off to take shower “Cheddar-Flintstones” and follow that up with sleep session “Emu-Rutabaga.”

Nuttiness

druzba — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:16:49 +0000

I’m at work today and I’m having a snack from a can of cashews that I previously brought. On the back, under the very obvious ingredients, it says:

Allergen Information: Contains Cashews. Manufactured in a facility that processes: peanuts, almonds, brazil nuts, filberts, pecans, pistachios, macadamia nuts, walnuts, soy, milk, wheat

Wouldn’t it be easier to just write, “Manufactured in a nut allergy death factory. Stay away.”

I don’t get why some nuts come with nut allergy information anyway. If you have a nut allergy, do you really spend your time browsing for nuts at the store in the hope that you’ll find new cashew-free cashews?

“Ingredients… Cashews… Aw hell!”

My Wife On Cuphandedness

druzba — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:29:13 +0000

I asked Alisa if she would still love me if I had a cup for a hand. These are, after all, the important things to know.

Some women see a cup for a hand and they’re immediately put off but my wife tells me she would love me and still allow me to kiss her.

“How about if I put my cup hand up near your neck and pull you close with it,” I ask while the cup on my hand glides up from her collarbone to her neck. I kiss her, cup at her neck.

“Yeah, I might ask that you use your non-cup hand if you’re going to do that,” she replies.

It’s good to know how things stand in the event of my sudden cuphandedness.